So on Monday morning, this guy goes to work with a nasty-looking black eye.
“What happened to you?” said his friend.
“Geeesh. . . I was in Church yestereday. When we all stood up to sing a hymm, this old woman in front of me stood up. She was wearing a huge billowy dress and the back of the dress was stuck in her belt and in her rear end. So I reached forward and pulled it out. With that, she turned around and smacked me.”
“Gee that’s too bad,” said the friend. “You try and do a good deed and look what happens.”
The next Monday the same guy came to work – this time with the other eye all blackened. His friend saw him and said “Wow! What happened to you?”
Guy said “So yesterday we go to Church. And we sit behind this same woman. We all stood up to sing a hymm and – just like last week – her big billowy dress was caught up in her belt and in her rear end. The guy next to me reached over and pulled it out. But I knew she didn’t like that so I just leaned forward and tucked it all back in. . . . . . “