When I was a kid, there was no KidSnips or Pigtails. My father was my barber. He would give me haircuts while I sat on the toilet seat in the basement bathroom. Dad had an antique clippers that worked reasonably well – to deliver the usual buzz cut – which he called a “crew cut.” My first trip to a real barber (Mister Conroy) occurred when I was about 15. There wasn’t much difference between my dad’s pompadour and Mr. Conroy’s.
When I went off to Boy Scout camp (Camp Napowan in Wild Rose, Wisconsin), I brought the old clippers along. And I offered to give haircuts to campers for a whopping fifty cents. One young man (nicknamed “Lightnin”) with curly hair left my “barbershop” with essentially a baldy sour. On parts of his head. . . . . My friend Bill tried to fix the “problem.” Without success. I never got many customers after that experience.
When I went off to college, I don’t think I went to a barber for a year. Or more. My hair – like many guys of my generation – just grew. And grew . . . . (“shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen“).
Now – fasten your seat belts. When Donna and I first got married – would you believe – that for the first year or so, Donna cut my hair(!). I mean – newly-married. Both finishing school. Living in a dumpy walkup apartment. Trying to save money. She wasn’t bad. Though it dawned on me – and her – that I could probably do better. These days, I don’t need a barber all that much . . . .
