How are you at pronouncing words in the English language? Okay. Pronounce this — Ghoti.
No, it’s not “Goh-tee.” Nor is it “Gah-tee.” Or even “Gah-hoe-tee.” It is pronounced. . . . are you ready. . . “FISH.”
The term “Ghoti” is a contrived word which was crafted to point out the idiosyncracies in the spelling of English words. Often attributed to George Bernard Shaw, the term actually has an earlier published reference (1874) citing an 1855 letter of one William Ollier. Now – are you ready to learn why “Ghoti” is pronounced “Fish”?
GH – as in “enough”
O – as in “women”
TI – as in “nation”
Ta dahhhhhh. . . . FISH. James Joyce subtly references the word in his book Finnegan’s Wake (“Gee each owe tea eye smells fish“). And in the Klingon language of Star Trek, “Ghoti” means “fish.” Sooooo, if you’re ever captured by Klingons, you know how to ask for food. I wonder how they say “I prefer salmon. . . . “