[A repeat from March 9, 2014] Two guys are in an airplane flying at 35,000 feet. Suddenly there’s a loud “BANG.” The pilot comes on the intercom “Ladies and gentlemen, we have just lost one of our four engines. We have three other engines and it is no problem to fly. But we’ll be about one hour late getting to our destination.”
A little while later – another loud “BANG.” Captain comes on “Folks, we have lost a second of our four engines. But this plane can fly on two. But we’re going to be about two hours late getting to our destination.“
A few minutes later, there is another huge “BANG.” The captain comes on the intercom and says “Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve never had this happen but we’ve lost a third of our four engines. This plane is designed to fly on one engine so we’re fine. But we’re going to be about three hours late getting to our destination.”
So the one guy turns to the other and says “Man – if we lose that fourth engine, we’re going to be up here all day!”
Day: October 7, 2020
Burning Leaves
(An Autumn repeat – from September 11, 2016)
For millennia, folks have been burning garbage and “stuff” with relative impunity. The smoke was often choking. And sometimes toxic. Now – there are limitations on such activity.
But. . . . as a kid, I remember my father – and other men in the neighborhood – raking leaves in the fall. And ushering them out to the street – at the curb – and lighting them up. Saturdays and Sundays in October were the optimal days for raking, gathering and burning leaves. And the distinct smell of burning leaves was overpowering. And – from my recollection – not so unpleasant. Everyone burned their leaves. I mean what were families supposed to do with them? My dad would stand – smoking his pipe – and talking with the other men. As the leaves burned. . . . .
I tend to think it would be nice if for a few hours in the fall, everyone could spoon some dead leaves out to the street. And burn them. Like the “good old days” (did I really say that?). I don’t need a “bad for the environment” speech. Or “think of what it does to your lungs.” Or “aren’t there regulations?” Just think about sharing an indelible olfactory moment of an autumn afternoon long ago . . . . .