So this Old Guy. . . .

So this old guy goes to the golf course. “I’d love to play,” he says to the pro. “But my eyes are really bad. I hit the ball pretty well but I can’t see where the ball goes.”  The pro smiled – “I’ve got just the guy to pair you up with. Old Scott isn’t much of a golfer but he has got eyes like a hawk. I’ll put you and Scott together.”

So the old guy and Scott are introduced, shake hands and head for the first tee.  The old guy bangs his drive about 250 yards.  He turns to Scott “did you see where it went?”   Scott looks over “I saw precisely where your ball went.”  They get in their golf cart – and start rumbling down the fairway.  They drove and drove.  The old guy looks over at Scott “so where did my ball go?”  Scott rubbed his chin “gosh, I don’t remember. . . .”

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One thought on “So this Old Guy. . . .

  1. Don Fagerberg

    Wait a minute. Was this autobiographical? Everything fits, but I don’t ever remember calling you, “OLD Scott.”

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    On Wed, Jul 13, 2016 at 9:46 PM, Renaissance Hombre wrote:

    > scottpetersen posted: “So this old guy goes to the golf course. “I’d love > to play,” he says to the pro. “But my eyes are really bad. I hit the ball > pretty well but I can’t see where the ball goes.” The pro smiled – “I’ve > got just the guy to pair you up with. Old Scott isn’t mu” >

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