So this guy walks up to a house and rings the doorbell. A woman answers the door.
“Ma’am, I’m a painter. I will paint anything.”
The woman thinks. . . “Why don’t you paint my porch. Paint it dark brown.”
So the guy goes to work an a few hours later, he rings the doorbell.
“Ma’am, I’m all done. By the way, it wasn’t a Porsche – it was a Mercedes Benz. . . .”