I can’t wait! September 19th is “International Talk Like a Pirate Day.” Do you know about this special day?
In 1995 two guys from Albany, OR (John “Ol’ Chumbucket” Baur and Mark “Cap’n Slappy” Summers proclaimed September 19th as the day everyone in the world should “talk like a pirate.” The whole idea stemmed from a racquetball injury. One of them reacted with an “Arrrggghhh” as he lay on the floor in pain – and along came an idea. For seven years, it remained an “inside” idea but in 2002 they sent a letter about their “holiday” to humorist Dave Barry. Barry liked the idea, pushed it in a few columns and the rest is history.
Actor Robert Newton (who starred as Long John Silver in the 1950 Disney film “Treasure Island“) is considered the patron saint of Talk Like a Pirate Day. So remember, on September 19th, when anyone says anything to you, tilt your head, give them the eye and say “Avast you scurvy lubber. Prepare to be boarded. . . . ”
I suggest writing your Congressmen and Senators to make this a national holiday. Since nearly all politicians are scurvy bilge rats, this should be a natural for them . . . . .