Saving the Planet?

I listened to some journalists talk about how we need to do “more” to save the planet. I agree but I think back to the time when I was growing up in the 1950’s.

Bottles were returned for a deposit – then reused. There were no plastic water bottles (which today are used in a minute and tossed out by the billions). Clothes were dried on a line – by solar and wind power. No 220 volt dryers chugging for an hour and a half. Diapers were washed and reused. We had one television in the house with a screen the size of a placemat. There were no “stadium sized” televisions sucking electricity. Our moms used an egg beater to whisk everything (there was no electric blender). And when we shipped Christmas presents, our parents crumpled newspapers for packing. There were no plastic “peanuts” or bubble wrap. We cut the grass with a hand mower. And raked leaves. No blowers. Wardrobes were pretty modest. Not many “new models” except hand-me-downs. In my house, we had one water glass by the kitchen and bathroom sinks — that everyone used. Rinse to clean – drink. Stores and businesses had water fountains. Thirsty? Use the water fountain. My father changed razor blades in his Schick razor. No disposable razors. Empty jelly jars were repurposed to be our daily dining table “crystal.” Very little was “disposable.” We had no air conditioning. We opened the windows and slept on a towel in super hot weather . . . .

Have we become lazy or complacent? You tell me. We hear political trumpets sounding about saving the environment and how we must look forward and not back. But I do think that looking backward – at least in some areas – could sure provide a lesson for how we might best look ahead.

Clean Your Plate Club

As a kid, my father urged me to join the “Clean Your Plate” Club. That is – I was required to eat every last grain, crumb and dollop that I’d been served for dinner. Membership was mandatory and it related to everyone in my house who had a meal. Given that I was an only child – that pretty much meant me. I recall being pressed to clean my plate on a regular basis. That inspired me – when helping myself to the usual dinner fare – to take smaller portions. So I could successfully “clean my plate.”

Today, I’m not sure if many families have a “Clean Your Plate” Club. From what I’ve read, such a protocol might actually lead to eating disorders and obesity in children. While there may have been some level of merit back in the day in insisting a child “clean their plate,” for me – what is more meritorious – is to encourage children (and adults) to “take” only what they can eat. Better to go light on the helpings – and opt for seconds – than to fill a plate and leave half of it for the garbage.

Today – we read that 25,000 people in the world die each day of starvation or related causes. And two billion individuals suffer from food insecurity at any given time (Source: United Nations Chronicle). For me, this is all the more reason to buy food that we need, use food that we buy and eat the food on our plates. Donna and I now support local and national food depositories. We are at the point that when we go out for dinner, we share a salad and often share a main course. And take home what we don’t eat. Oh and dessert? That’s another matter entirely . . . . .

Lawrence of Arabia

[A hot weather repeat – from July 2, 2015] Having visited Wadi Rum in Jordan (enduring a sandstorm), Donna and I put Lawrence of Arabia at the top of our Netflix list.  And we watched.  All 3 hours and 36 minutes.  Wow!  Hard to believe the movie was filmed in 1962.   The cast was a “who’s who” of Hollywood:  Anthony Quayle, Alec Guinness, Claude Rains, Jose Ferrer, Jack Hawkins — and introducing Omar Sharif and Peter O’Toole.  The movie is historically accurate though it doesn’t tell the whole story.

Thomas Edward Lawrence (1888-1935) was a British archeologist, army officer and diplomat.  He is best known for his liaison role during the Sinai and Palestine Campaign in World War I and the Arab Revolt against the Ottoman Turks (1916-18).  He was born out of wedlock to Sir Thomas Chapman and Sarah Junner – a governess.  Chapman left his first wife and family to live with Sarah under the name “Mr. & Mrs. Lawrence.”  And had 5 sons.     

The movie begins with Lawrence’s motorcycle accident – trying to avoid two bicyclists (which is what happened).  And then forwards to Lawrence as a soldier working in the Army’s Cairo office during the First World War.  What you don’t learn is that Lawrence was an archeologist who in 1909 spent 3 months in Syria mapping Crusader castles.  From 1910 to 1914, he spent a great deal of time in the Middle East — on digs and learning Arabic.  His language skills made him a natural to send to Cairo (in the Intelligence Unit) when the War began.  Because of his fluency and keen knowledge of the area, he was tasked to liase with the Arabs.   And he did — in the manner that legends – and movies – are made. 

After the War, he returned to London.  He basked in but then shunned the publicity.  In 1922, he tried to enlist in the Royal Air Force under the name John Hume Ross.  But his true identity was discovered.  He then changed his name to T.E. Shaw.  He ended his formal military career in 1928 after a 3 year posting at a remote base in India.  He did, however, continue an enlistment with the RAF until 1935. 

Lawrence authored two books on his experiences:  Seven Pillars of Wisdom (1926) and Revolt in the Desert (1927).  Both are on my “to read” list.  If you want some armchair adventure, get the movie.  It’s fascinating.  And the music is stirring.  Director David Lean blacks out the screen for the beginning, middle and end while the music plays.  There’s nothing wrong with your television. . . .           

Ghoti

[An oldie from October 10, 2011] How are you at pronouncing words in the English language?  Okay.  Pronounce this — Ghoti. 

No, it’s not “Goh-tee.”  Nor is it “Gah-tee.”  Or even “Gah-hoe-tee.”  It is pronounced. . . . are you ready. . . “FISH.” 

The term “Ghoti” is a contrived word which was crafted to point out the idiosyncracies in the spelling of English words.  Often attributed to George Bernard Shaw, the term actually has an earlier published reference (1874) citing an 1855 letter of one William Ollier.   Now – are you ready to learn why “Ghoti” is pronounced “Fish”? 

GH – as in “enough”

O – as in “women”

TI – as in “nation”

Ta dahhhhhh. . . .  FISH.   James Joyce subtly references the word in his book Finnegan’s Wake (“Gee each owe tea eye smells fish“).  And in the Klingon language of Star Trek, “Ghoti” means “fish.”   Sooooo, if you’re ever captured by Klingons, you know how to ask for food.  I wonder how they say “I prefer salmon. . . . “

Jesus in Islam

[An update of July 31, 2014] When the angel said: O Maryam, surely Allah gives you good news with a Word from Him whose name is the Messiah, Isa son of Maryam, worthy of regard in this world and the hereafter and of those who are made near to Allah. The Quran – Surra 3:45

His name is Isa Ibn Maryam.  He was born of a virgin – Maryam – who gave birth to Isa by the miraculous will of God.  It is believed by devout Muslims that Isa – Jesus – is a Messenger of God who was sent to guide the Children of Israel with the Holy Gospel.  Jesus – aka “Isa” –  is referenced in the Quran as being al-Masih (“The Messiah”).  There is scriptural belief that Jesus will return on the Day of Judgment to restore justice and to defeat the Antichrist (al-Masih ad-Dajjal).   I’ve discussed my journey through the Old and New Testaments and the Quran.  The Old Testament for all intents and purposes foretells Islam as an Abrahamic religion. Genesis 17:20 reads: “And as for Ishmael, I have heard you: I will surely bless him; I will make him fruitful and will greatly increase his numbers. He will be the father of twelve rulers, and I will make him into a great nation.”  It would seem that the three Abrahamic faiths have more in common than they do difference.  

The story of Jesus has recurring reference in the Quran.  Mary – his mother – is the only woman mentioned by name in the Quran.  She even has her own Surah (chapter 19).   All of the Old Testament prophets play a prominent role in the Quran.  Religion – to me – is a fascinating topic which is relevant today.  One of the concerns – among Muslims – is that many cannot read.  So they get their information from imams and politicians.  Who often have a political agenda.  And you know what happens then. . . .  Witness the fires that burn in the Middle East and North Africa.  That said, I find it easier to discuss religion with Pakistani cab drivers (see post of 8/19/12) than I do politics with anyone . . . . .

They Dwell Among Us

[A repeat from June 21, 2018] I’ve seen a few emails passed around with this title.  I always delete them as I’ve felt the stories are so far fetched as to be unbelievable.   Until last week. . . . 

Scout’s Honor. I was on the train heading home after a long day.  The train was crowded with a few folks standing in the aisles.  This 30’ish woman sits down next to me. She takes an orange VISA credit card from her purse and – holds it in her hand – pulls out her cell phone and dials a number. And then in a voice loud enough to be heard 3 or 4 rows away, she says she has a question on her credit card.   She needs detail on the last dozen or so transactions.  She repeats the card number into the receiver. THEN (as if that’s not enough) after a pause, she repeats a family name and a calendar date (presumably her security information). THEN (of course) she read off the three digit code on the back of the card (“uhmm lemme see. . . two three eight . . . no two THREE eight“). For the next 15 minutes, with phone shouldered to her ear, she proceeds to dialogue on the telephone in this highly public place about questioned purchases (one charge was – I kid you not – 9 cents).  She’s writing them down.

I do not believe we should have educational tests or intelligence tests or any other criteria (than citizenship) for a person to vote.  But maybe there is something to having a “Stupid” test.  This woman would be the poster girl.  

By the way, I just bought a great bunch of new books on line, some shoes for Donna, a new Martin dreadnought guitar, I booked us a trip to Europe and I . . . . . OOOOPS  . . . never mind. . . .    

American Sign Language

[In view of the ongoing success of the movie “CODA,” I thought it would be of value to repeat my post of February 23, 2014]

I was sitting on the train a few weeks ago — waiting to pull out of the station. Three young girls (probably high school) came in and sat in the 4 seater ahead of me. They began conversing animatedly. Laughing. Giggling. And I watched. Fascinated.  What caught my attention was — they didn’t make a sound. One of the girls was deaf. And the three were mouthing words to each other and using sign language. “Signing.”  They were fast.  And fluent. 

American Sign Language (“ASL”) originated in the early 19th century at the American School for the Deaf in Hartford, CT.   Today, it is used by nearly a million people.  I have two friends who are conversant in ASL:  my partner Dave D. and my former priest, Fr. Bob M. (both Eagle Scouts by the way).  Watching these three young women “talking” was something of a wake up for me.  Since then, when I have lunch at my desk (which is often), I will sometimes log onto an ASL site just to stretch my small brain.  The site is http://lifeprint.com.  I can say “I am a grandfather” and a few other things in ASL.  It is pretty cool to creak open this door.  I even looked into the cost of a class at a Loop college a few blocks away. 

If you want to stretch your brain, this would be a great way to do it.  I guess I have a special reason to look into ASL.  You see my father was clinically deaf from World War II.  And he never learned ASL.  And neither did I. . . . .  

All Past is Prologue

Let’s say you were to sit down and have coffee with Pope Leo XIV. Or have ice cream with Taylor Swift. Or maybe it would be a beer with Tom Hanks. Whoever it is – you would be sitting down with someone with whom you would chat, tell a few jokes and maybe enjoy some background memories. And whatever he or she has done – the person sitting before you has left their history at the doorstep. You are with the person as they are – at the moment. In the words of Shakespeare – from The Tempest – “What’s past is prologue.

When you go out for dinner with friends or go to a cocktail party, everything that you have done, wherever you have travelled, whatever has gone on in your life merely sets the stage for the present. It’s a brand new day. For you and for others. The past has prepared each one of us for this brand new moment. And for the days to come. Along with opportunities. The forks in the road. The future. Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

How will you look back on these moments in a week. A month. A year. A recent medical journal article suggests that the term “past is prologue” can open the door to greatness. Or maybe not. An alternate – more cynical – view is that we may not learn from experience and mistakes (CUAJ Andrew MacNeily – April 1, 2020). “What is past is prologue” appears on a statue titled “Present” (by Robert Aitken) in the National Archives Building in Washington DC. Aitken’s work was done in the past. 1935.

As for me, I’m looking forward to having ice cream with Taylor Swift next Friday . . . . . .

A Golf Trip (continued)

[A follow up from September 25, 2021] When I learned that Afghanistan and North Korea each have only one golf course in the entire country, my eyes narrowed and I thought – I wonder how many other countries have only one golf course? Well, fasten your seat belts because I may have devised a truly extraordinary golf trip. . . .

Some folks have a bucket list that includes visiting all seven continents, or every country in Europe, or every major league ball park in the United States. How about a golfing trip to every country where there is only one golf course? According to the R&A “Golf Around the World” – 2019 directory – there are 47 countries in the world that have only one course. 28 of these courses are confined to 9 holes. These one course countries include Sudan, Algeria, Chad, Niger, Mali, Iran, the Falkland Islands, Guyana and even Haiti. The newest country to join the “One Course Club” is Turkmenistan which in 2018 opened a Jack Nicklaus designed course — Ashgabat Golf Club.

I think it would be interesting to arrange a trip – to check out a few of these courses. While we’re at it, we can always travel to Mongolia where there are four golf courses. And then of course Nepal has six of them. The best is Chaudhary Industrial Village in the Nawalparasi District. It is a private club. There is one par 5 where you have to hit over Mt. Everest. And there are no carts. . . . .

Ready for a Golf Trip?

[A repeat from September 22, 2021] How about a golf trip for the ages?

There is only one golf course in Afghanistan — Kabul Golf Club. The course was opened in 1967, closed in 1978 and reopened in 2004. It is – to my knowledge – still open though I’m not sure how much traffic they are getting. Their website is down but there is information available (see https://golfdigestme.com/dangerous-driving-kabul-golf-club-is-golfs-unlikeliest-playground-for-thrill-seekers/ ). And if you Google the term, there are dozens of neat photos! The Taliban have banned sporting events so not much is known about the Club’s current status.

Kabul Golf Club is a 9 hole course. The “greens” are actually brown or black due to their composition (sand and oil – to keep the sand from blowing). There is no irrigation system and fairways are mainly sand. In 2010, there was a charity tournament that brought out 44 golfers – each paying a $100 fee to play this hard-scrabble course 7 miles from downtown Kabul.

For those golfers looking for a challenge, none could be more daunting. First we need visa permits and entrance authorizations to travel to Afghanistan (along with prompt registration with the Ministry of Interior). There are still flights into Kabul on Turkish Air. While we are at it, we can cross the border into Pakistan where (believe it or not) there are 48 private golf clubs! The Pakistan Golf Federation oversees the golf community in Pakistan. Pakistani courses can actually be quite lush. A link to some of the better courses is https://www.golfpass.com/travel-advisor/course-directory/8485-pakistan/

The trip can conclude with a 9 hour flight from Islamabad to Shenyang and several train and bus trips to North Korea’s only golf course — Pyongyang Golf Course (see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyongyang_Golf_Course ). The back tees are 6200 meters (6780 yards). This is the course where Kim Jong-il scored a birdie or better on each hole and had 5 holes in one — all in one round! The course restaurant is said to be the best in North Korea. That said, I think we still may have to bring our own clubs. And food. And tents. . . . .