The Union

My father never finished high school and worked for more than 20 years at Chicago Rawhide – making leather oil seals. When his idea for golf tubes took off (see August 13, 2020), he bought the small company that made them. Growing up – I worked there on weekends and holidays (see July 26, 2022).

Chicago Paper Tube and Can Company had about 18 employees. My father – never having much experience in management – went in the door on that first day – introduced himself, my mom and me. And from that day forward, every morning my father arrived at the office, he went around and talked to every single employee. “How are you doing Jose?” “All good?” “Is your machine working okay?” “Come in the office and let me know if I can do anything to help.

Every employee had health insurance and at Thanksgiving and Christmas there was a bonus. The company ran well. And everyone got along. Then it happened. . . .

One day union organizers showed up at the door. Demanded entrance. Demanded to talk with all employees. Demanded that my father not utter one syllable to any of the employees or he would be sued and maybe other things could “occur.” And so my parents panicked. Sleepless in the night. Worried as to what would happen. My father continued his daily rounds but he remained frightened by the threats of the union to say much beyond “good morning.”

And then came the vote. Every employee voted “NO” on joining the union. And things got back to normal. Unions may have once served a purpose but have no need today. According to the Pew Research Center, union membership has declined annually – today just under 10% with most in the public sector (think about taxes). Let’s hope it keeps declining. . . .

A Car Guy

[A repeat from July 31, 2021] Donna and I toodle around in a silver Lexus of recent vintage. Nice machine. All the bells and whistles, maps, guidance and extras. It’s what we drive hither and yon. We enjoy it together. When Donna needs to go somewhere, she drives the Lexus. However . . . .

We have a second car that normally only I drive. It is. . . my favorite car. It is a 1999 Ford Explorer with 91,600 miles on the odometer [as of today 108,000]. We bought it new – 27 years ago. We’ve discussed the prospects of a new(er) car. But “we” really have no need for one. Donna drives the Lexus and I toodle around in the Ford. I would prefer to drive the Ford in heavy snows and icy streets. It is like an aging gorilla (much like the driver) who knows the ropes. And roads.

I’ve never thought of myself as a “car guy” like some chaps who enjoy fixing and tuning their own cars. Or who like fancy cars, speed or state-of-the-art vehicles. Truth be told, my ’99 Ford does not have functioning air conditioning (which can be an issue when it’s blazing hot). The sunroof leaks when it rains. And the radio imaging doesn’t work. So apart from the channel selection buttons (or the “Scan” button that still works), I’d have no idea where I am on the dial. On the flip side, I do keep this machine well-oiled and souped up. New tires. New transmission. Brakes. Power steering. Yadda yadda. And every time I bring it in for servicing, one or two of the chaps there will sidle up and ask if I want to sell it.

I never really thought of myself as a car guy. But maybe – just maybe – I am. . . . .

Is there anything in my teeth?

[A repeat from February 2, 2017] How often do you go in the bathroom, look in the mirror and give yourself a quick open-mouthed grimace.  Just to make sure there’s nothing stuck in your teeth.  I sometimes do.  Occasionally, I will find something lodged in my pearly whites the size of a small fishing lure.

When Donna and I go out for dinner with our daughter and her family, I will sometimes use my tongue to position a large hunk of lettuce to cover my front upper teeth.  Then I’ll open my mouth with a Cheshire cat grin and say to the crowd “do I have anything in my teeth?”   My granddaughters think this is hysterical.  They laugh and giggle.  Even my daughter (who is accustomed to such tomfoolery) will laugh.  Donna, however, will narrow her eyes, tighten her gaze and say “that’s not funny.”  I disagree.  It has got to be funny if the people at the next table are laughing too. . . . .